Jokes & SMS

Jokes & SMS:

1. Wife saw a board outside a shop.

Banarsi Saree Rs 10 Only.

Nylon Rs 8 only.

Cotton Saree Rs 5 only.

Excited Wife to Husband : Give me Rs 500 I'll buy 50 sarees.

Husband : Honey it's not a textile shop, it's ironing shop ...

 2.Naughty Saying in Toilet

"Treat me well, keep me clean.
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And I will not tell anybody what I have seen

3. Kisi shayar ne kaha tha ki,
mahbub tere pyar me,
tadpana aacha lagta hai.
tujse milne ki khawaish me,
bichudna aacha lagta hai..
kasam tere pyar ki,
jab dur hu tujse..to
tuje yad karna aachha lagta hai..
par hame to..
RAJAI me jane se pahle..
thund se KAMPANA..
aacha lagta hai.

4. Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”

One of my true friend is ‘U’

5. Alone i can say bt 2gthr v can chat,
Alone i can smile bt 2gthr we cn laugh,
Alone i can live bt 2gthr we cn celebrate.
Dis is d magic of r frdship.

6. Best "stand" is undr"stand"
Best "age" is colle"age"
Best "work" is hard"work"
Best "day" is to"day"
Never "end" is fri"end