Best Friend

I feel happy.
Do u know y?
Coz im lucky
U know y?
coz GOD loves me
U know how?
coz god send me a wonderful friend
U know who?
ITS U!!!

True friends see u true,
Believe in things u want to do,
Feel glad when ur dreams r true,
Best of all they dont judge u,
They simply love u coz u r u

Jokes & SMS

Jokes & SMS:

1. Wife saw a board outside a shop.

Banarsi Saree Rs 10 Only.

Nylon Rs 8 only.

Cotton Saree Rs 5 only.

Excited Wife to Husband : Give me Rs 500 I'll buy 50 sarees.

Husband : Honey it's not a textile shop, it's ironing shop ...

 2.Naughty Saying in Toilet

"Treat me well, keep me clean.
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And I will not tell anybody what I have seen

3. Kisi shayar ne kaha tha ki,
mahbub tere pyar me,
tadpana aacha lagta hai.
tujse milne ki khawaish me,
bichudna aacha lagta hai..
kasam tere pyar ki,
jab dur hu tujse..to
tuje yad karna aachha lagta hai..
par hame to..
RAJAI me jane se pahle..
thund se KAMPANA..
aacha lagta hai.

4. Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”

One of my true friend is ‘U’

5. Alone i can say bt 2gthr v can chat,
Alone i can smile bt 2gthr we cn laugh,
Alone i can live bt 2gthr we cn celebrate.
Dis is d magic of r frdship.

6. Best "stand" is undr"stand"
Best "age" is colle"age"
Best "work" is hard"work"
Best "day" is to"day"
Never "end" is fri"end

हिची वाट पाहत बसतो....

हे आत्ता रोजच झाले आहे
मी एकटाच तिची वाट पाहत असतो
आत्ता येइल मग येइल
हिची वाट पाहत बसतो....

अजुन कशी आली नाही
रोज याच वेळी येते
मग आज काय झाले???
आज मीच तर लेट नाही???

का इतका वेळ लागत असेल???
मनात भरपूर शंका येतायत...
ह्रुदयाच्ये ठोके
घड्यालाचे कात्याहून जलद पडतायत
आज मात्र ठरवले आहे मी
नाही भेटली जर आज ती.....

तर दूसरी सोबत घरी जाणार आहे ....

एवढ्यात....

अरेच्या ती तर आली
हां फक्त थोडा वेळ लेट झाली
मनाला एक सुखद आनंद मिळाला
पण...

तितक्यात एक अन्नौंसमेंट झाली

"प्लेटफोर्म क्रमांक दोनची लोकल कार्शेदाला जाणार आहे
कृपया या लोकालने प्रवास करू नये..."

म्हणजे ती "ती" नव्हती
मन पुन्हा उदास झाले
पुन्हा तिच्या वाटेशी
डोळे लावून बसले

हे आत्ता रोजच झाले आहे
मी एकटाच तिची वाट पाहत असतो
आत्ता येइल मग येइल
हिची वाट पाहत बसतो....

FUNNY SMS

Flirt Sms
New style of proposing a girl

"Can I borrow a coin?"
"I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams"


Flirt Sms
Boy 2 girl : You like DAIRYMILK
girl : sure why not..
boy : that means Darling Always I Remember You
2 Meet Immediately 4 a Long Kiss


Decent Flirt Message

Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is... Like wise you don't know 'how good you are', but I know 'how special you are'

Romantic Flirt Saying

Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty.
U stole my heart the moment U looked at me,
call me crazy, call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions your name.


Smart Flirt

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?


Romantic Flirt Sms

I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i'm falling in love with you!


Cute Flirt Message

I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you

Lovely Flirt Sms

Meeting U was fate,
becoming Ur friend was choice,
but falling in love with U
was completely out of my control.


Cute Flirt Sms

I love the stars in the sky but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
Romantic Flirt Sms
You are the sun in my day, The wind in my sky, The waves in my ocean, And the beat in my heart.


Funny Hindi Flirt Sms

Aik Larkay Ko Kia Chahiye Aik Larki Jo Pyar De Aik Larki Jo Acha Khana Banae Aik Larki Jo Uski Khidmat Kare Aur Ye Teeno Larkiyan Apas Mein Kabhi Na Mil Sake
Naughty Flirt Message
boy : give me book
girl : which book u want?
boy : no no book means

B-BABBY
O-ONLY
O-ONE
K-KISS.


Beautiful Flirt Sms

Some people say happiness is life. Others say it's freedom & some say it's money, but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u!
Sweet Flirt Sms
Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!


Cute Flirt Sms Message

If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS, and if U don't find me among them, dont worrry! I've just been fallen to make ur wish come true.
Naughty Flirt Message
Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say... I'm Mind Blowing!

A nice flirt text sms

God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did...
A teasing flirt sms
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...


A naughty and flirty message

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... I need a person for just time pass